I’ve ended friendships over Beyoncé
Beyoncé is seriously overrated.
you better thank god your slut ass mother thought condoms were overrated cause thats the only reason your here
apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5
WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE
uhhh dont you mean dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).
there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them
Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?
literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes