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howtobeafuckinglady:

very-uniquex:

howtobeafuckinglady:

I’ve ended friendships over Beyoncé 

Beyoncé is seriously overrated.

you better thank god your slut ass mother thought condoms were overrated cause thats the only reason your here

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rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

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dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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gotitforcheap:

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).

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malfoysotter:

frozenpeaness:

malfoysotter:

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13

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ethiopienne:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

iconic

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everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

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